“Look, Miss Snit, a girl does not get anywhere by acting intelligent! I mean, take a look at you and me. You chose books, I chose looks. I have a nice house, a wonderful husband and you are slaving away teaching snot-nosed children their ABCs.”
Rhea Perlman - Mrs. Wormwood

“There is so much you don't know. You are so smart and so stupid.”

Stockard Channing - Ouisa

“I look like a geeky hacker, but I don't know anything about computers.”
Justin Long

“What the use of having ignorance if you can't show it?”
Lou Costello

“Knowledge is a fount, but unfortunately ignorance is a sea.”
Franco Zeffirelli