Computer quotes

“- Computer: What is the password?
- Batman: Iron Man sucks.”
Will Arnett - Batman

“Just as your iPhone is a lot better now than it was four years ago, obviously the same is true for computer animation.”
Chris Renaud

“The odd thing about this form of communication is that you're more likely to talk about nothing than something. But I just want to say that all this nothing has meant more to me than so many somethings.”

Meg Ryan - Kathleen Kelly

“It's almost like stealing people's data and giving it to a hyper-intelligent AI as part of an unregulated tech monopoly was a bad thing.”
Eric André - Mark Bowman

“You see all these people outside? They’re not real. This is a simulation.”
Salma Hayek - Isabel

“Words still have meanings, even in our days of the computer.”
Allan Cuthbertson - The Lawyer

“The computer seems easy because Apple makes the products so easy to use at home. It's the simple things, like getting the TV set up or getting the speakers to work. That drives me crazy.”
Chris O'Donnell

“Ronnie, I need your help. Because as much as I know about laptops, I don't know shit about computers...”
Zac Efron - Matt Brody

“I could write a reboot sequence and shut down the entire system. And at that point... you could encode a new president.”
William Fichtner - John Carlyle

“- Hank Forrester: I'm supposed to keep an eye on you CTs, make sure you don't buckle under the pressure. Turn to drugs and booze.
- Edward Snowden: Well, you won't have that problem with me. I don't drink or do drugs.
- Hank Forrester: What is your sin of choice?
- Edward Snowden: Uh, computers.”
Nicolas Cage - Hank Forrester
Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Edward Snowden

“- Jack: Computers are your life, aren't they?
- Angela: Yes. The perfect hiding place.”
Jeremy Northam - Jack
Sandra Bullock - Angela

We're about to witness the greatest miracle of the machine age. Based on the revolutionary Computonian Law of Probability, this machine will tell us the precise location of the 3 remaining golden tickets.
[he pushes buttons on the machine; the machine prints out a response]
It says: "I won't tell. That would be cheating".
Tim Brooke-Taylor - Computer Operator

“That's Lyle. He's my computer genius. You know he's who really invented Napster? At least that's how Lyle tells it. Said Shawn Fanning was his roommate in college and stole his idea.”

Mark Wahlberg - Charlie Croker

“- Rick Ford: I've swallowed enough microchips and shit them back out again to make a computer. This arm has been ripped off completely and re-attached with this fuckin' arm.
- Susan Cooper: I don't know that that's possible... I mean medically...”
Jason Statham - Rick Ford
Melissa McCarthy - Susan Cooper

Over here you have your microgeeks. Nerds, whizkids and various other bottom feeders. Music of choice: The sound of an Apple PC booting up. Drug of choice: Stephen Hawking's "A Brief History of Time"... and a cup of jasmine tea on a Saturday night.

Nick Stahl - Gavin Strick

“- Matt Brody: So, Dave had access to Leeds' server.
- Ronnie Greenbaum: Her server? You mean her network.
- Matt Brody: Yeah, her network, that's what I meant. Okay, so we just take a flash drive, and we plug it in, you know, get in to her cloud, and then steal all her cookies, right, and then we're straight through the firewall.
- Ronnie...” (continue)(continue reading)
Zac Efron - Matt Brody
Jon Bass - Ronnie Greenbaum

“I never had a problem with the Altair - 'til I tried to use it!”

Noah Wyle - Steve Jobs

“- Thor: If you knew where he was, why didn't you call me?
- Doctor Strange: I had to tell you. He did not want to be disturbed. Your father. He had chosen to remain in exile. And you don't have a phone.
- Thor: No, I don't have a phone but you could have sent me an electronic letter. It's called an email.
- Doctor Strange: Yeah. Do you have a...” (continue)(continue reading)
Chris Hemsworth - Thor
Benedict Cumberbatch - Doctor Strange

“- Ethan Hunt: So the key to crushing Lane is sitting in a computer, just waiting for someone to take it.
- Benji Dunn: So, why hasn't Lane just sent someone to steal it?
- Ilsa Faust: Oh, he has. He sent me. And I can tell you... it's impossible.”
Tom Cruise - Ethan Hunt
Simon Pegg - Benji Dunn
Rebecca Ferguson - Ilsa Faust

"Welcome to the world of Pinecone Computers. This model will learn with you, so type your name and press Enter key to begin".

Lenny von Dohlen - Miles Harding

“Some people say we have the frontier of the mind, and they go off and explore the wonderful world of alcohol and drugs, but that's no frontier. It's just another way for us to fool ourselves. And we've created this phony frontier with computers, which allows people to, you know, think they've escaped. A frontier with access fees?”
Chris Cooper - Bob Cody

“Computer. In 20 seconds it does what it used to take me 5 hours on a slide rule.”
Tom Long - Glenn Latham

“- John Sculley: We'd be talking about the most tectonic shift in the status quo since...
- Steve Jobs: ...ever.”

Jeff Daniels - John Sculley
Michael Fassbender - Steve Jobs

“- Steve Wozniak: I'm standing by you because that perfect cube - that does nothing - is about to be the single biggest failure in the history of personal computing.
- Steve Jobs: Tell me something else I don't know.”
Seth Rogen - Steve Wozniak
Michael Fassbender - Steve Jobs

“It's better than real. You're in your computer and I'm in mine. We're connected by memory chips and fiber optics. We're safehere.”
Mélanie Thierry - Bainsley