“What do you know about love? What could you possibly know about love You know, I'm sick and tired of men using love as if it's some disease you just catch. Love should have brought your ass home last night.”
Halle Berry - Angela

“- Big Time Willie: Do you know how to spell pussy?
- Coleman 'Booger' Sykes: I know! P-U...
- Big Time Willie: ...H-I-V.”
Roger Guenveur Smith - Big Time Willie
Hill Harper - Coleman 'Booger' Sykes

“- Ste Pearce: You cannot transmit the HIV virus by frottage. What's frottage?
- Jamie Gangel: It's yogurt. It's French.”

Scott Neal - Ste Pearce
Glen Berry - Jamie Gangel

“If you caught gonorrhea, I'll kill you... I'm wearing too many clothes.”

Sean Young - Susan Atwell

“Listen. I don't care what you say. Chlamydia is a soup. It's my opinion. I can have that if I'd like. You don't have to argue. I've seen it on the grocery store shelf. Don't argue with me about it. I don't care if you are a doctor.”
Tim meadows - Leon Phelps