“People in Hollywood are loath to tell you when they think that you're being stupid, but your brother's always willing.”
Paul Weitz

“From what I hear about Communism, I don't like it because it isn't on the level.”
Gary Cooper

“It seems that when you get to a certain age you almost give yourself permission to misbehave and say what you think. People allow it, with very old people.”
Julie Walters

“The person that's always talkin', you don't have to worry about that person. The person that while you're in his face, he's just lookin' at you with a smile on his face, that's the guy you worry about.”
Michael Clarke Duncan

“Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel.”
Jon Lovitz