“Back in those days, me and Teddy liked working Toontown, thought it was a lot of laughs. Anyway, this guy got away with a zillion simoleons. We trailed him to a little dive down on Yukster Street. We went in. Only he got the drop on us, literally. Dropped a piano on us from fifteen stories. Broke my arm, Teddy never made it.”
Bob Hoskins - Eddie Valiant

“- Det. Len Gamble: What do you have?
- Det. Thompson: A tailor, murdered with a pair of scissors.
- Det. Len Gamble: Does anyone else work here?
- Det. Thompson: The dead guy's wife.
- Det. Len Gamble: Find her, she may be able to help.”
Lewis Arlt - Det. Len Gamble
Peter Gumeny - Det. Thompson

“- John Book: The man who was killed tonight was a policeman, and it's my job to find out what happened. I want you to tell me everything you saw when you went into the bathroom.
- Samuel: There were two.
- John Book: There were two men?
- Samuel: I only saw one.”
Harrison Ford - John Book
Lukas Haas - Samuel

“Dale Cooper-I'll talk to her. Maybe she'll confess. Turn herself in.
Albert Rosenfield-Maybe she'll grow wings and join the circus.”
Kyle MacLachlan - Dale Cooper
Miguel Ferrer - Albert Rosenfield

“- Michael 'Mike' Williams: What are some of your favorite things to do?
- Heather Donahue: Well, on Sundays I used to like to go hiking, but now...”
Michael 'Mike' Williams - Himself
Heather Donahue - Herself