“Now you're insulting my intelligence; what you think I am, a fuckin' idiot? You know goddamn well that someone had to get into those machines and set those fuckin' reels. The probability of one four-reel machine is a million and a half to one; the probability of three machines in a row; it's in the billions! It cannot happen, would not happen,...” (continue) (continue reading)
Gambling quotes
143 gambling quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines-
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“- Clive: [mockingly] I'll make you a deal. You just let me make another 500 bucks tonight, Ok. Then, I'll give you your body back because it soooo important to you.
- Clive: Waa waa I'm crying about my body... And then, you can just loan it to me every other weekend so I can pay off some gambling debts.”
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“- Angelo Bruno: London is going to be the Las Vegas of Europe. We need someone to front and someone to muscle.
- Reggie Kray: We can handle it.”
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“Oh, I don't lose. People who bet on me to lose lose. And they lose big.”
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“I'm going to find moral redemption at the roulette table.”
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“- Micky Rosa: There's one more thing, Ben, and this is important. We're counting cards, we're not gambling. We're following a specific set of rules and playing a system.
- Ben Campbell: Right.
- Micky Rosa: Now, I've seen how crazy it can get at those tables, and sometimes, people lose control. They give in to their emotions. You will not.”
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“- Lloyd Christmas: I'll bet you twenty bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day.
- Harry Dunne: You're on.”
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“- Ace Hanlon: You wanna play poker with me, little lady?
- Ellen: Looks like you're having a pretty good time playing with yourself.”
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Do you know how to get a sweet, little, old lady to yell "Go fuck yourself?"... Get another sweet, little, old lady to yell "Bingo!"
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“I find I can make a very honest living cheating at cards.”
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“I'm sorry Gerry.”
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“- Jill Taylor: Ben, you should feel the thrill of winning more money than you can possibly imagine. I think you should come to Vegas. 'Cause I'm guessing that you could probably use a break from this place.
- Ben Campbell: I can't. I'm sorry. I just can't.
- Jill Taylor: You're welcome any time. You know, I think the best thing about Vegas is...” (continue) (continue reading)
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“- Mitch Weaver: Dr. Farthing, what happened to your arm?
- Dr. Farthing: Well, it was either from sleeping on it the wrong way or bookmakers throwing me out of a speeding car.”
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“- Barney Coopersmith: Would you care to bet on that?
- Hannah Stubbs: I never bet when I'm sure and right.
- Barney Coopersmith: Presumably you haven't done a lot of betting considering you've only been wrong once in your life.
- Hannah Stubbs: Twice.”
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“I like blackjack a little more than I should.”
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“You know why? I don't care about winning.”
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“After the Teamsters got knocked out of the box, the corporations tore down practically every one of the old casinos. And where did the money come from to rebuild the pyramids? Junk bonds. But in the end, I wound up right back where I started. I could still pick winners, and I could still make money for all kinds of people back home. And why mess...” (continue) (continue reading)
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“- Curtis: Next time you quit when I say it's time.
- Gerry: Some guys are born to lose.”
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