Gambling quotes

“Now you're insulting my intelligence; what you think I am, a fuckin' idiot? You know goddamn well that someone had to get into those machines and set those fuckin' reels. The probability of one four-reel machine is a million and a half to one; the probability of three machines in a row; it's in the billions! It cannot happen, would not happen,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Robert De Niro - Sam "Ace" Rothstein

“I only gamble with my life, never my money.”
Brendan Fraser - Rick O'Connell

“Bullshit!”

“- Sam McKenna: Hey, doc, what happened to your foot?
- Dr. Farthing: What I don't understand is... when you owe a bookie a lot of money, and he, say, blows off one of your toes, you still owe him the money. Doesn't seem fair to me. Especially when he's gonna kill me in four days anyway.”
Artie Lange - Sam McKenna
Chevy Chase - Dr. Farthing

“- John Constantine: Detective. What if I told you that God and the devil made a wager, a kind of standing bet for the souls of all mankind?
- Angela Dodson: I'd tell you to stay on your meds.
- John Constantine: Humor me. No direct contact with humans. That would be the rule. Just influence. See who would win.
- Angela Dodson: Okay, I'm humoring...” (continue)(continue reading)
Keanu Reeves - John Constantine
Rachel Weisz - Angela Dodson

This schmuck is gambling? You're talking about Franky "I've got a problem with gambling" fucking Four Fingers Doug.
Dennis Farina - Cousin Avi

“I've often seen these people, these squares at the table, short stack and long odds against them. All their outs gone. One last card in the deck that can help them. I used to wonder how they could let themselves get into such bad shape, and how the hell they thought they could turn it around.”
Matt Damon - Mike McDermott

“Player X-You know, I don't like playing poker.
Molly Bloom-Why do you play?
Player X-I like destroying lives.”
Jessica Chastain - Molly Bloom
Michael Cera - Player X

“Made a crazy risk. You gamble and it's - about to pay off.”
Adam Sandler - Howard Ratner

“An Englishman never jokes about a wager, sir.”
David Niven - Phileas Fogg

“I've always been a bad guy, and a badgambler. From now on, I would like to be a good guy, and a good gambler. I thank you.”
Johnny Silver - Benny Southstreet

“One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to show you a brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken. Then this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the jack of spades jump out of this brand-new deck of cards and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not accept this bet, because as sure as you stand there,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Marlon Brando - Sky Masterson

“Sure is a hard town for a fella to have a quiet game o' poker in.”
Henry Fonda - Wyatt Earp

“- Johnny Farrell: I thought we agreed that women and gambling didn't mix.
- Ballin Mundson: My wife does not come under the category of women, Johnny.”
Glenn Ford - Johnny Farrell
George Macready - Ballin Mundson

“All you farmers is just the same. Gamblers! That's what you all are, to a man. Year after year you starve yourself to death and hope that some fine day - well, I think you're loco.”
Charles Kemper - Tim

“- Sari Hatvany: Don't you understand? Lucky at love, unlucky at cards. Or, versa-vica.
- Pierre: Versa vica.”
Lili Darvas - Sari Hatvany
Paul Henreid - Pierre

“You put the hand, I put up the money.”

Dan Dailey - Chuck Rodwell

“- Abigail: When I was 15, my father lost me in a card game.
- Lady Sarah: You are not serious.
- Abigail: He was very upset about it. Took off into the forest with nothing but a scullery maid and a dozen bottles for solace.”
Emma Stone - Abigail
Rachel Weisz - Lady Sarah

“- Clive: [mockingly] I'll make you a deal. You just let me make another 500 bucks tonight, Ok. Then, I'll give you your body back because it soooo important to you.
- Clive: Waa waa I'm crying about my body... And then, you can just loan it to me every other weekend so I can pay off some gambling debts.”
Rachel McAdams - Clive\Jessica

“- Angelo Bruno: London is going to be the Las Vegas of Europe. We need someone to front and someone to muscle.
- Reggie Kray: We can handle it.”
Chazz Palminteri - Angelo Bruno
Tom Hardy - Reggie Kray

“- Gloria Pazinski: All right - You think you're so hot? Put your money where your mouth is!
- Richie Rich: You mean bet?
- Tony: Yeah. $5 says she could put you away for keeps.
- Gloria: $5? How about $10?
- Richie Rich: Okay - Seems a little steep, but $10 thousand it is.”
Stephi Lineburg - Gloria Pazinski
Macaulay Culkin - Richie Rich
Michael Maccarone - Tony

“Oh, I don't lose. People who bet on me to lose lose. And they lose big.”
Al Pacino - Willy Bank

“I'm going to find moral redemption at the roulette table.”
Steve Carrell - Mark Baum

“- Micky Rosa: There's one more thing, Ben, and this is important. We're counting cards, we're not gambling. We're following a specific set of rules and playing a system.
- Ben Campbell: Right.
- Micky Rosa: Now, I've seen how crazy it can get at those tables, and sometimes, people lose control. They give in to their emotions. You will not.”
Kevin Spacey - Micky Rosa
Jim Sturgess - Ben Campbell

“- Danny Ocean: The house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes. The house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet and you bet big, then you take the house.
- Rusty Ryan: You've been practicing this speech, haven't you?”
George Clooney - Danny Ocean
Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan