“The end was terrible, even for the good people like my father. So the purpose of all our suffering was just more suffering.”
William Hurt - Eddie Jessup

“- Brian: You smoke?
- Mary Jane Potman: No, my grandmother died from lung cancer.
- Brian: That's all the more reason to toke up man! It'll ease the pain!”
Jim Breuer - Brian
Rachel True - Mary Jane Potman

“I will give you the honor of a quick and painless death.”
Kevin Kline - Tulio

“- Mina Murray: How did Lucy die? Was she in great pain?
- Professor Abraham Van Helsing: Yeah, she was in great pain! Then we cut off her head, and drove a stake through her heart, and burned it, and then she found peace.”
Winona Ryder - Mina Murray
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Abraham Van Helsing

“- Randi James: Hey, you're hurt.
- Roger Mortis: Lady, I'm fucking dead.
- Randi James: Well it doesn't give you the right to be rude.”

Lindsay Frost - Randi James
Treat Williams - Roger Mortis