“- Miss Shepherd: Mr Bennett. These young men who leave in the small hours... I know who they are.
- Alan Bennett: [under his breath] Oh, Jesus.
- Miss Shepherd: They're Communists!”
Maggie Smith - Miss Shepherd
Alex Jennings - Alan Bennett

“- Jackson Two-Bears: Look at your eyes!
- Shelleen: What's wrong with my eyes?
- Jackson Two-Bears: Well they're red, bloodshot.
- Sheleen: You ought to see them from my side.”
Tom Nardini - Jackson Two-Bears
Lee Marvin - Shelleen

“I am so... frickin'... pissed!”
Anne Dudek - Tiffany Wilson

“- Maurice: You know what happens when I get upset! That's it, I'm upset.
- Snik: What the hell is that?
- Maurice: I don't know, that's what happens when I get upset.”
Howie Mandel - Maurice
Rick Ducommun - Snik

“I’m as mad as a dad in traffic!”
Max Greenfield - Schmidt