“- Annie: Dad, you're going to have to deal with this. You got to think about it, make some decisions.
- Clifford: Annie, I'm going to eat my dinner, and then I'm going to watch some moronic situation comedy, and then I'm going to sleep the sleep of the dead. Can we worry about this tomorrow?”
Aimee Brooks - Annie
John Calvin - Clifford

“A single grain of rice can tip the scale. One man may be the difference between victory and defeat.”
Pat Morita - The Emperor

“Victory is the same as defeat. It's giving in to destructive competitive urges.”
Christopher Eccleston - David Stephens

“Ya'll cant fuck wit tha police! Ya'll cant fuck wit tha police.”
Mike Epps - Day-Day

“- Doorman: Congratulations on winning the Tony Award.
- CC: Wasn't that something? Did you like my speech? I didn't mean a word of it! Did you see those other broads nashing their teeth? Ha ha, was great, wasn't it?”
Frank Campanella - Doorman
Bette Midler - CC Bloom