“I guess we just divorce our spouses, marry each other, and have this baby, right? Simple.”
talking to Grady Tripp
“Does he think he just did something here? Shit. I could have had a V-8.”
“- Corie Bratter: My divorce! When do I get my divorce?
- Paul Bratter: How should I know? The marriage license hasn't even come in yet!”
“I've been married and divorced since I saw you last. Twice.”
“Seriously, why do people bother getting married, if they're just gonna divorce?”
“- Fletcher Reede: Are you marrying this guy because you're mad at me?
- Audrey Reede: No, I divorced you because I was mad at you.”