“Excuse me, miss. I just want you to know that I don't intend to sleep with another woman until I'm back here in your arms with my head resting between your creamy thighs.”
Curtis Armstrong - Booger

“You have a great body. May I use it?”
Harvey Keitel - Benson

“Did anyone ever tell you that you have the face of a Botticelli and the body of a Degas?”

Robert Downey Jr. - Jack Jericho

“I wasn't looking at your ass. Maybe a little bit, but it was strictly in a professional way.”

John Travolta - Hardy

“- Ted Newton: So, can I get you a Coke?
- Janie: Aren't I a little tall for you? I mean, aren't you a little short?
- Ted Newton: Well, height's just temporary. When you wake up in the morning, you're a little taller, right?
- Janie: No. See ya.”
Christopher Castile - Ted Newton
Catherine Reitman - Janie