“Did anyone ever tell you that you have the face of a Botticelli and the body of a Degas?”

Robert Downey Jr. - Jack Jericho

“- Ted Newton: So, can I get you a Coke?
- Janie: Aren't I a little tall for you? I mean, aren't you a little short?
- Ted Newton: Well, height's just temporary. When you wake up in the morning, you're a little taller, right?
- Janie: No. See ya.”
Christopher Castile - Ted Newton
Catherine Reitman - Janie

“Excuse me, miss. I just want you to know that I don't intend to sleep with another woman until I'm back here in your arms with my head resting between your creamy thighs.”
Curtis Armstrong - Booger

- Dixie: So, why don't you ask her out?
- C.D. Bales: Sometimes I take a walk at night and I see couples walking, holding hands and I look at them and I think: "Why not me?". Then I catch my shadow on the wall...

Shelley Duvall - Dixie
Steve Martin - C. D. Bales

“- Muscles: How do you like these pecks?
- Doreen: How do you like these bushels?”

Roger Callard - Muscles
Tessa Richarde - Doreen