“- Jabez Stone: You promised me happiness, love, and friendship!
- Mr. Scratch: I promised you money and all that money could buy. I don't recall any other obligations.”
James Craig - Jabez Stone
Walter Huston - Mr. Scratch

“- Shaun: Mom, you know money can't buy happiness.
- Cindy: Oh grow up, yes it can!”
Colin Hanks - Shaun Brumder
Catherine O'Hara - Cindy Bleuger

“We got a dollar, we got a dollar, we got a dollar. Hey, hey, hey, hey.”
Ross Bagley - Buckwheat

“- William Parrish: Do you know about money?
- Joe Black: It can't buy happiness?”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - William Parrish
Brad Pitt - Joe Black

“They say money can't buy happiness? Look at the fucking smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby.”
Ben Affleck - Jim Young