“Orange County” quotes(2002)
Plot – Shaun is a high school senior who hopes to enroll at Stanford University, but a difficult family environment and a mistake by his tutor are likely to derail his plans. He has 24 hours to remedy the situation, asking help to his brother and his girlfriend.
All actors – Colin Hanks, Jack Black, Schuyler Fisk, Bret Harrison, Kyle Howard, R.J. Knoll, Catherine O'Hara, Mike White, John Lithgow, Lily Tomlin, George Murdock, Lillian Hurstshow all
“Orange County” Quotes 16 quotes
“My father goes ballistic, my mother gets plastered, and my brother burns down a building. It's like they've all come together in some evil conspiracy to prevent me from getting anywhere.”
“- Bud: What is that smell? What am I sitting in?
- Cindy: Relax. It's just urine.”
“Dude, I never went to college and check me out. I'm kick ass!”
“Bud is getting so fat. You should really talk to him, he's going to have a heart attack. Plus he's fat.”
“You're always high! You're a drugged out loser. You think you're gonna' create a T-shirt company? You can't even dress yourself!”
“I married Bob, for you! I had sex with Bob four times for you! So how can you call me a bad mother?”
“- Shaun: I have to go to college.
- Cindy: Why?
- Shaun: Because it's what you do after high school.”
“My parole officer wants to give me a drug test and I need your urine, can I score some of your piss?”