“I wound up shame-eating the whole pizza. I woke up all greasy and sweaty. My sheets looked like what they wrap deli sandwiches in. Maybe I should join a gym. ”
Josh Radnor - Ted Mosby

“Don’t miss out on the joys of life. Like, uh, Pizza.”
Jamie Foxx - Joe

“Wow, my first X-rated movie. I don't know what's going on, but that is the luckiest pizza boy ever.”
Wilmer Valderrama - Fez

“Mussolini is not so clever like Hitler, he can dress his Italians up only to look like thieves, cheats, murderers. He cannot, like Hitler, make them feel like that.”

J. Carrol Naish - Giuseppe

“If only I was born Italian... all the best Yankees are Italian. My mother makes spaghetti with ketchup, what chance do I have?”

Jonathan Silverman - Eugene Morris Jerome