“We often confuse what we wish for, with what is.”
Jason Barry - Valentine

“Let's kick some names and take some ass!”
Allen Covert - Walter

“Don't stand there gawping! Like you've never seen the hand o' God before!”
Graham Arthur Chapman - General

There is no “I” in team, but there is an “I” in pie. And there's an “I” in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team.
Simon Pegg - Shaun

“Have you been drinking more of that sacramental wine, Father?”
James Coburn - Mr. Crisp