“A little-known cat secret. You know why we hate dogs? 'Cause we wanna be dogs! We have dog complexes.”
Susie Essman - Mittens

“With the dogs out of the way, cats will overthrow the humans and you will recieve your just reward: sixteen pounds of Monterey Jack and the continent of Australia.”
Sean Hayes - Mr. Tinkles

“It just sounds like a weird thing to do, bringing a dog into a house that already has a cat.”
David Eigenberg - Nermal

“Not many have style. Not many can keep style. I have seen dogs with more style than men - though not many dogs have style. Cats have it in abundance.”
Ben Gazzara - Charles Serking

“She's a dog person, Max. And dog people do weird, inexplicable things. Like... they get dogs instead of cats.”

Lake Bell - Chloe