“- Jessica Rabbit: You don't know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.
- Eddie Valiant: You don't know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.
- Jessica Rabbit: I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.”
Kathleen Turner - Jessica Rabbit
Bob Hoskins - Eddie Valiant

“How can I not question our creator for putting this human obscenity into the presence of such a divine creature?”
John Goodman - Detective Dehling

“My friend says if you were any more handsome it would be a crime. It's a shame you're such an asshole.”

Renee Zellweger - Betty Sizemore

“You know, all my life, I've felt ugly, and now I have the world's most desireable man telling me that I am beautiful. I have the Prince of England at home pining for me. I mean, Paul, this is like a dream come true. I could be a princess.”
Sandra Bullock - Diane Farrow

“A place rich with all the strange beauty of your nighttime dreams.”

Brad Pitt - Heinrich Harrer