“- Mary Poppins: Our first game is called Well Begun is Half-Done.
- Michael: I don't like the sound of that.
- Mary Poppins: Otherwise titled Let's Tidy up the Nursery.
- Michael: [to Jane] I told you she was tricky.”
Julie Andrews - Mary Poppins

“- Jake Berman: I use these for acid indigestion.
- Teammate: What are we going to use them for?
- Jake: Intimidation.”

Todd Bosley - Jake Berman

“I said I was coach O'Shea, I never said I was Kevin.”
Rick Moranis - Danny O'Shea

“- Rudy: Excuse me I was wondering if you can help me, see I was trying to figure out what I had for lunch today..
- Other team player: And how can we do that?
- Rudy: By taking a wiff of this! [farts]”
Michael Zwiener - Rudy Zolteck

“You have to be quick on your feet to adapt and deal with the unexpected. And in time you learn two tricks that help you survive when there’s trouble in the spotlight. First, you never lose your smile. And second, you make damn sure you distract them with something else to look at.”
Anna Maiche - Cassie Shore