Rick Moranis movie quotes

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Frederick Alan
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Rick Moranis
April 18, 1953 in Toronto, Ontario
actor, comedian, musician
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Rick Moranis movie quotes, phrases and lines
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Rick Moranis quotes
  • “- Danny O'Shea: When we were kids. We used to race our bikes down Cherry Hill every day after school. We raced every day and he always beat me, but one time, one time I beat him.
    - Jake Berman: You beat Kevin down Cherry Hill?
    - Danny O'Shea: Yes, I did. He ate my dust.
    - Johnny Vennaro: Big deal. One time.
    - Tad: You know, one time at Randy...” (continue)
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    Rick Moranis - Danny O'Shea
    Todd Bosley - Jake Berman
    Jon Paul Steuer - Johnny Vennnaro
  • “- Dark Helmet: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
    - Colonel Sandurz: Yes, sir!
    - Dark Helmet: Did you see anything?
    - Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.
    - Dark Helmet: Good!”

    Rick Moranis - Dark Helmet
    George Wyner - Colonel Sandurz
    [Tag:awkwardness, game]
  • “You see, Grandma, Patty studies Eastern philosophy. Our future leaders are going to have to be much more in tune with the Oriental mind.”

    Rick Moranis - Nathan
  • “- Wayne Szalinski: I shrunk the kids.
    - Diane Szalinski: ... What?
    - Wayne Szalinski: And the Thompson kids too. They're about this big, they're in the backyard.
    -.Diane Szalinski: What?
    - Wayne Szalinski: I threw them out with the trash.”

    Rick Moranis - Wayne Szalinski
    Marcia Strassman - Diane Szalinski
  • “Our children are more capable of retaining and absorbing information than we are and yet we insist on treating them like adorable little morons.”
    Rick Moranis - Nathan
  • “- Butler: Drunk again, sir?
    - Henry Bullock: That's okay, Butler. So are we.”

    Stratford Johns - Butler
    Rick Moranis - Henry Bullock
  • “- Barney Rubble: It's like a dream come true. A son. Somebody to carry on the proudname of Rubble. Think I'll be a good daddy, Fred?
    - Fred Flintstone: Well, you're bound to find something you're good at.”

    Rick Moranis - Barney Rubble
    John Goodman - Fred Flintstone
    [Tag:ability, father, son]
  • “- Barney Coopersmith: Would you care to bet on that?
    - Hannah Stubbs: I never bet when I'm sure and right.
    - Barney Coopersmith: Presumably you haven't done a lot of betting considering you've only been wrong once in your life.
    - Hannah Stubbs: Twice.”

    Rick Moranis - Barney Coopersmith
    Joan Cusack - Hannah Stubbs
  • “Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.”
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  • “- Dr. Margaret Snow Coopersmith: He has a system for eating pancakes.
    - Barney Coopersmith: So the bottom pancake gets the same amount of syrup as the first.
    - Dr. Margaret Snow Coopersmith: He has a system for everything!”

    Colleen Camp - Dr. Margaret Snow Coopersmith
    Rick Moranis - Barney Coopersmith
  • “- Tom Cody: Pay him.
    - Ben Gunn: Yeah. Pay me.
    - Billy Fish: I'm not gonna pay this jerk!
    - Tom Cody: Listen, shithead. You give him some of your money, or I'll give him some of your money.”

    Michael Paré - Tom Cody
    Ed Begley Jr. - Ben Gunn
    Rick Moranis - Billy Fish
    [Tag:payment, threat]
  • “- Dr. Raymond Stantz: You have been a participant in the biggest interdimensional cross rip since the Tunguska blast of 1909!
    - Louis Tully: Felt great.
    - Dr. Egon Spengler: We'd like to get a sample of your brain tissue.”

    Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Raymond Stantz
    Rick Moranis - Louis Tully
    Harold Ramis - Dr. Egon Spengler
    [Tag:brain, experience]
  • “- Danny O'Shea: I don't know but I've been told.
    - Little Giants: Butz's butt is green with mold.
    - Danny O'Shea: You say thank you I say please.
    - Little Giants: Kevin sits down when he pees.”

    Rick Moranis - Danny O'Shea
    [Tag:insult, motive]
  • “- Rosco Bigger - Fang: Drink your juice yet?
    - David Leary: No, why?
    - Rosco Bigger - Fang: 'Peed in it.”

    Tom Arnold - Rosco Bigger - Fang
    Rick Moranis - David Leary
    [Tag:drinking, mocking]
  • “- Fred Flintstone: I just want my old job back and my old life.
    - Barney Rubble: Hey, Fred.
    - Fred Flintstone: Oh, and two weeks paid vacation for all the men in the quarry, an annual cost-of-living increase, and those little packets of ketchup in the lunch room.”

    John Goodman - Fred Flintstone
    Rick Moranis - Barney Rubble
    [Tag:job, wishes]
  • “- Barney Rubble: So, Fred, what am I gonna call you now? Boss? Chief?
    - Fred Flintstone: No, simply Your Highness will do.”

    Rick Moranis - Barney Rubble
    John Goodman - Fred Flintstone
  • “- Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: Are you trying to say capeesh?
    - Barney Coopersmith: Yeah.
    - Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: Well don't do it, cause it hurts my ears when you do it.”

    Steve Martin - Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli
    Rick Moranis - Barney Coopersmith
  • “- Billy Fish: This is great, just great.
    - McCoy: You wanna help change this tire, shorty?
    - Billy Fish: Changin' flat tires isn't exactly my line of work, dear.
    - McCoy: If that's the case then why don't you just shut up.”

    Rick Moranis - Billy Fish
    Amy Madigan - McCoy
  • “- Nick: Dad, were you ever popular in school?
    - Wayne: You bet. I was president of the astronomy club three years in a row. We were happenin' guys.”

    Robert Oliveri - Nick
    Rick Moranis - Wayne
  • “- Wayne Szalinski: Given that my machine can substantially reduce the size of bulky payloads... and fuel supplies of the savings to the space program would be staggering.
    - Professor Frederickson: Mr. Szalinski, are you trying to tell me that suddenly size is no longer relative?”

    Rick Moranis - Wayne Szalinski
    Craig Richard Nelson - Professor Frederickson
    [Tag:science, theory]
  • “So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!”
    Rick Moranis - Dark Helmet
  • “- Seymour Krelborn: Look, you're a plant, an inanimate object.
    - Audrey II: Does this look inanimate to you, punk? If I can talk, and I can move, whose to say I do can't anyhing I want?”

    Rick Moranis - Seymour Krelborn
    Levi Stubbs - Audrey II
  • “My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven. This sucks!”

    Rick Moranis - Bob McKenzie
  • “- Diane: I am going on vacation this weekend. Remember?
    - Wayne: Of course I remem... I forgot.
    - Diane: I am going on this vacation and nothing and nobody is going to stop me!
    - Wayne: Boy, she does need a vacation.”

    Eve Gordon - Diane
    Rick Moranis - Wayne
  • “- Colonel Sandurz: Prepare ship for light speed.
    - Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow.
    - Colonel Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?
    - Dark Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed.”

    George Wyner - Colonel Sandurz
    Rick Moranis - Dark Helmet