I learned the facts of life from watching "The Facts of Life"!
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy

“- Mr. Rate: That's how a conspiracy works. Them boys on the Grassy Knoll they were dead within three hours, buried in the damned desert, unmarked graves out past Terlingua.
- Nick Memphis: You know this for a fact?
- Mr. Rate: Still got the shovel.”
Levon Helm - Mr. Rate
Michael Peña - Nick Memphis

“- Austin Powers: Mr. Roboto is lying to us.
- Foxxy Cleopatra: Tell me something I don't know.
- Austin Powers: I open-mouth kissed a horse once.
- Foxxy Cleopatra: Say what?
- Austin Powers: That's something you don't know.”
Mike Myers - Austin Powers
Beyoncé - Foxxy Cleopatra

- Charlie Mackenzie: Hey Mom, I find it interesting that you refer to the Weekly World News as, "The paper." The paper contains facts.
- May Mackenzie: This paper contains facts. And this paper has the eighth highest circulation in the whole wide world. Right? Plenty of facts. "Pregnant man gives birth." That's a fact.
Mike Myers - Charlie Mackenzie
Brenda Fricker - May Mackenzie

“Facts are very stubborn things.”
Paul Giamatti - John Adams