Matthew Lillard quotes
“Everybody dies but us. We get to carry on and plan the sequel, 'cause, let's face it, baby, these days you gotta have a sequel.”
“We change, that's all. You see, the guy I am now is not the guy I was then. If the guy I was then met the guy I am now he'd beat the shit out of me. Those are the facts.”
“So much of Hollywood is about who the people you work with are.”
I love you guys, don't get me wrong. But for the first time in my life I'm eighteen and I can say "fuck you".
Posers were people who looked like punks but they did it for fashion. And they were fools, they'd say "anarchy in the UK". What the fuck's that? Anarchy in the UK. What good is that to those of us in Utah, America? It was a Sex Pistols thing.
“Nothing is as priceless as the prom picture.”
“Miles, these women are too big to be fooling with... I'm afraid that in the heat of passion, one of them is gonna roll over on you... squash you dead!”
- Chip: Mom, are you a serial killer?
- Beverly R. Sutphin: The only "serial" I know anything about is Rice Krispies.
“- Dan Mott: Where are we?
- Jerry Conlaine: Corner of Bumfuck and You Got a Purty Mouth.”
“I don't know who started it and I don't give a fuck. The one thing I do know is that we did it harder, we did it faster, and we definitely did it with more love, baby. You can't take that away from us.”
“- Maggie Bess: Can I rely on you not to get me killed?
- Dennis Rafkin: I guarantee nothing.”
“I don't live at home. I live above the garage. It's a whole separate dwelling; I've got my own phone line.”
“Character actors are becoming a thing of the past.”
“- Jerry Conlaine: Well I was a boy scout. Tom, you were a boy scout, weren't you?
- Tom Marshall: No, but I ate a brownie once.”
“We have no names, man. No names. We are nameless!”
“- Matt King: Nothing just happens!
- Brian Speer: Everything just happens.”
“Never take advice from someone who lives above a garage.”
“Wood bats suck! Why do you think God invented aluminum?”