“Messing with the devil's gonna get you burned. Everybody knows that.”

Keanu Reeves - Donnie Barksdale

“- Denise Kalberg: It was you who brought that snake? You brought the devil!
- Paul Serone: There's a devil inside everyone.”
Kari Wuhrer - Denise Kalberg
Jon Voight - Paul Serone

“You guys, having some satanic guitar pick isn't gonna make your rock any better... because Satan's not in a guitar pick, he's inside all of us. In here, in your hearts.”
Paul F. Tompkins - Open Mic Host

“It's only a matter of time... get in bed with the devil... sooner or later you have to fuck!”
Christian Clemenson - Pismo Boll

“- Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.: Mama, Vicky is an astrologist.
- Helen 'Mama' Boucher: I don't believe in that sort of thing personally. Astrology is one of the many tools of the devil.”
Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.
Kathy Bates - Helen 'Mama' Boucher