“We are who we are... even if we sometimes forget it.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay

“- Betsy: He says that I had three orgasms, that I begged him for mercy, and that I've never seen a man so well endowed.
- Christine Ramsey: Well, is he?
- Betsy: Is he what?
- Christine Ramsey: Is he well endowed?
- Betsy: I don't really know. I mean not first hand. Just from what Bubba tells me.”
Kathleen Wilhoite - Betsy
Phoebe Cates - Christine

“You'll never be a first class human being or a first class woman until you've learned to have some regard for human frailty.”
Cary Grant - C. K. Dexter Haven

- Lt. Olivia D'Arcy: Stop prying into things that don't concern you.
- Lt. Janet "Davy" Davidson: Maybe it does concern me. It concerns me that the morale of this group remains high. Until you joined up, it was. You're just a troublemaker.
Veronica Lake - Lt. Olivia D'Arcy
Claudette Colbert - Lt. Janet "Davy" Davidson

- Nikolai "Kolya" Rodchenko: Please inform American embassy that I am here. I am an American citizen.
- Colonel Chaiko: What you call yourself is of no concern to us. Here, you're just a criminal.
Mikhail Baryshnikov - Nikolai "Kolya" Rodchenko
Jerzy Skolimowski - Colonel Chaiko