“I was downtown last week and saw a building as old as I am. It looked terrible.”

Ed Wynn

“I was born looking older - and I've been aging since I was a teenager.”
Charles Durning

“The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.”
Shirley MacLaine

“You know, when I first went into the movies Lionel Barrymore played my grandfather. Later he played my father and finally he played my husband. If he had lived I'm sure I would have played his mother. That's the way it is in Hollywood. The men get younger and the women get older.”
Lillian Gish On Lionel Barrymore

“I never trusted good-looking boys.”
Frances McDormand