“My doctor totally messes up my nose job. I ask him to make me looked like Gwyneth Paltrow, I get off the surgery table looking life freakin' Shrek.”
Shawn Wayans - Kevin Copeland

“- Snoop, The Sniffer Dog: I'm a sniffer, ya see. A fully qualified, triple-certificated sniffer.
- Babe: Oh.
- Snoop, The Sniffer Dog: It's all in the hooter, the schnoz, the olfactory instrument. You could be a sniffer with a schnoz like that.”
Bill Capizzi - Snoop, The Sniffer Dog
Elizabeth Daily - Babe

“People don't like to have fire poked, poked in their noses.”
Christopher Guest - Corky St. Clair

“- Cathy Palmer: What happened to your nose?
- Alan McMann: My nose? Oh... someone just tried to kill me.
- Cathy Palmer: They will stop at nothing to keep us from getting on that train.”
JoBeth Williams - Cathy Palmer
Tom Conti - Alan McMann

“- Jack: Do you write songs or anything?
- Ally: I don't sing my own songs.
- Jack: Why?
- Ally: I just don't feel comfortable.
- Jack: Why wouldn't you feel comfortable?
- Ally: Because like almost every single person that I've come in contact with in the music industry has told me that my nose is too big and that I won't make it.”
Lady Gaga - Ally
Bradley Cooper - Jack