“- Jane Goodale: Two words: Coppulatory Imperative.
- Liz: Excuse me?
- Jane Goodale: The biological urge to spread their seed. The truth is only 15% of all male animals are monogomous.”
Ashley Judd - Jane Goodale
Marisa Tomei - Liz

“- William Thatcher: Oi sir, what are you doing?
- Geoffrey Chaucer: Uh... trudging. You know, trudge? To trudge: the slow, weary, depressing yet determined walk of a man who has nothing left in life except the impulse to simply soldier on.”
Heath Ledger - William Thatcher
Paul Bettany - Geoffrey Chaucer

- Gretchen Wieners: That is so fetch!
- Regina George: Gretchen, stop trying to make "fetch" happen! It's not going to happen!
Lacey Chabert - Gretchen Wieners
Rachel McAdams - Regina George

“- Janis Ian: That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damien sat next to her in English last year.
- Damian: She asked me how to spell orange.”
Lizzy Caplan - Janis Ian
Daniel Franzese - Damian

“- Luc Teyssier: There is something in his eyes... vain. It is a word, no?
- Kate: It is a word. He has beautiful eyes.
- Luc Teyssier: Oh, he knows it. You can see it in his smile... not even a smile, a smirk. It is a word?
- Kate: Shut up. Is it a word?
- Luc Teyssier: Two words.”

Kevin Kline - Luc Teyssier
Meg Ryan - Kate