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“- Mary: Remove this peasant from my party! Take his friend, too. I'm having trouble breathing.
- Christopher Tracy: Maybe if you took off your chastity belt, you could breathe a little more better!”
“- Madeleine: St. Paul says that he who marries does a good thing, but he who remains chaste does something better.
- Urbain Grandier: Then I am content to do a good thing and leave the best to those that can face it.”
My name is August Christopher. I was named for St. Augustine, who coined my favorite phrase: “Give me chastity and give me constancy, but do not give it yet”.
“You got to go through a lot of sex to be ready for anti-sex.”
“Please God don't let me fall in love and want to do disgusting things... Dear God, I love the way he throws.”
I am in training, always. In my life, there is no time for women. It is all "run-run-run". Because of this, I am "chaste".
“- C.K. Dexter Haven: The moon is also a goddess, chaste and virginal.
- Tracy Lord: Stop using those foul words.”
“See, this is what happens when a man swears off sex; the semen backs up into his brain!”
“There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.”
“These chastity vows of yours. How strict are they? Suppose you only put it in her mouth?”
“My aunt Millie took a vow of chastity. She had headaches all the time.”
“- Miranda: So, I was seeing this guy and he's a devil worshiper, right? Well, he's a hairdresser really, but he devil-worships on the side. And we booked this dumb tour because, you know, he likes ghosts, dead gerbils, that kind of thing... and he ran off with this Bhuddist monk! I mean, how I was supposed to know he was gay? So what about you,...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Coach Brakett: She's a virgin.
- Coach Goodenough: Yeah, and the Pope's Jewish.”
“Charlotte, I know you're planning a celibate life, but with half my chromosomes, I think that might be tough.”
“You wear your anguish like a breakaway chastity belt.”
“- The Wachati Princess: I have never known a man.
[The Wachati Princess and Ace Ventura slowly touch their tongues together. Ace Ventura pulls away]
- Ace Ventura: I would love to help. But you see, I have vowed to take a life of celibacy.
- The Wachati Princess: Well, perhaps this will assist your decision.
[takes off her top, revealing her...” (continue)(continue reading)