“Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness.”
Ryan Reynolds - Deadpool

“Sometimes bad things happen to good people.”

Cillian Murphy - Jackson Rippner

- Dixie Leonard: You're gonna kill him if you fill his head full of this crap!
- Eddie Sparks: Such as what?
- Dixie Leonard: Such as "Don't study", "Everything comes easy", "Life's a big party".
Bette Midler - Dixie Leonard
James Caan - Eddie Sparks

“You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like.”
Sir Michael Gambon - Eddie Temple

“What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of rescue: Consider yourself lucky that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your present circumstances seems more likely, consider yourself lucky that it won't be troubling you much longer.”
Stephen Fry - The Guide