“- Telez: You know men, how evil they are. Only God is good.
- Cambreau: But, the good in man is God, Telez.
- Telez: Only God is good. Only God can forgive.”
Eduardo Ciannelli - Telez
Ian Hunter - Cambreau

“- Betsy: If I'm gonna forgive Bubba you can forgive Jim. Compared to Bubba Jim's a saint.
- Christine Ramsey: Compared to Bubba anybody's a saint.”
Kathleen Wilhoite - Betsy
Phoebe Cates - Christine

“Had he been a younger man, he probably would have made it. That's the point. Don't wait too long in life.”

W.C. Fields - Egbert Sousé

“There are a great many chances for advancement. Who knows? Within a short time, you may become my Vice President. My first and only vice.”

Pierre Watkin - Mr. Skinner

“I think the world has been run long enough by well-meaning professionals. We might give the amateurs a chance now.”
Laraine Day - Carol Fisher