“- Evelyn Couch: Ed... If I'd answered the door wearing only cellophane, would you still be watching the baseball game?
- Ed Couch: No, honey, I'd probably be checking you into a loony bin.”
Kathy Bates - Evelyn Couch
Gailard Sartain - Ed Couch

“I'm Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs! Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!”

Paul Dano - Young Brian

“- Pete Sandidge: Either I'm dead or I'm crazy.
- Dick Rumney: You're not crazy.”
Spencer Tracy - Pete Sandidge
Barry Nelson - Dick Rumney

I saw something that night... I don't know, your father came into the hospital. I thought he was crazy, out of his mind. He's hanging onto a Halloween mask, he wouldn't let it go... And what he said was, "They're gonna kill us all". And in a little while he was dead. And I don't know what the hell is going on!
Tom Atkins - Daniel Challis

“I could go at anytime...anytime.”

Leonardo DiCaprio - Arnie Grape