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Stanno ora parlando di mettere al bando il fumo di sigarette in qualsiasi posto che venga usato da dieci o più persone in una settimana, il che, suppongo, significa che Madonna non può nemmeno fumare a letto.
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they’re killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? "Sweetheart, let’s make up. Have this deceased squirrel".
“I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.”
“Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
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