“- Lazlo: Your wife is in a safe...
- Oz: My wife is in a safe?
- Lazlo: Place! Safe place! Let me finish the sentence.”
Kevin Pollak - Lazlo
Matthew Perry - Oz

“The locals are great. Best thing about this place is it's not still full of pompous ex-colonials who think they were born to rule the world. That's what I love about Asia, anyone can make it, it doesn't matter which stupid school you went to.”

Ewan McGregor - Nick Leeson

“Land is where you are safe, Jack Sparrow, and so you will carry land with you.”
Naomie Harris - Tia Dalma

“The other places are like kindergardens compared with this. It smells so incredibly evil! I didn't think such a place existed except in my own imagination. It has a ghastly familiarity like a half-remembered dream. Anything could happen here... any moment...”
Gene Tierney - Poppy

“- Mimi-Siku: In Lipo Lipo, we eat with hands.
- Michael Cromwell: In New York, New York, we eat with forks.”
Sam Huntington - Mimi-Siku
Tim Allen - Michael Cromwell