“- Pumbaa: Can I be your best man?
- Banzai: I say we skip the wedding, and go straight to the buffet!”
Ernie Sabella - Pumbaa
Cheech Marin - Banzai

“- Wyatt Donnelly: But it's not so bad. We can hear the music.
- Gary Wallace: [sarcastically] We can hear the music, that's great. Maybe if we put our noses to the door, we can smell the food!”

Ilan Mitchell-Smith - Wyatt Donnelly
Anthony Michael Hall - Gary Wallace

“The only fish I wanna see is on a plate with a piece of lemon.”
Harold Perrineau - Henry

“To eat good food is to be close to God.”
Tony Shalhoub - Primo

“Meat's meat, and a man's gotta eat.”

Rory Calhoun - Vincent Smith