“- Stokely: You know, you were right about me. I don't have any friends and I like it that way. Being lesbian is just my security.
- Marybeth: Security against what?
- Stokely: People like you.”
Clea DuVall - Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell
Laura Harris - Marybeth Louise Hutchinson

“- Ondine: What the fuck is a gay bar? Can you tell me? What is that? As a homosexual, I will not go! I will not go to one! Why should I be segregated?
- Fred Hughes: You're right, you should be isolated.”
Michael Imperioli - Ondine
Craig Chester - Fred Hughes

“- Emily Montgomery: Are you really gay?
- Howard Brackett: Hmm-hmm...
- Emily Montgomery: Was there... any other time you might've told me this? I'm wearing a wedding dress, which you picked out!”
Joan Cusack - Emily Montgomery
Kevin Kline - Howard Brackett

“- Heck: So, what about you? Are you married? Ever been married, ever going to get married?
- Luce: No. No. Maybe now that the law's changed.
- Heck: How do you mean?
- Luce: Well, I'm gay.”
Matthew Goode - Heck
Lena Headey - Luce

“Gay weddings are so cool. You could have a totally kitschy reception.”
Maddie Corman - Beth