Kevin Kline quotes
- From the movie: Dave
- From the movie: Wild Wild West
Not every situation calls for your patented approach of "shoot first, shoot later, shoot some more and then when everybody's dead try to ask a question or two".
- From the movie: Life as a House
“- Sam Monroe: Having me here, was for your sake. You selfish fuck. Having me here trying to get me to like you.
- George Monroe: No, Sam I wasn't trying to get you to like me. I was trying to get you to love me.
- Sam Monroe: Well, congratulations... Because you fucking pulled it off.” - From the movie: The Emperor's Club
“It is not living that is important, but living properly. Socrates chose to die an unjust death, a death he freely accepted, rather than break the laws of Athens to which he pledged his loyalty.”
- From the movie: Dave
- From the movie: French Kiss
“When people tell me they are happy, my ass begins to twitch.”
- From the movie: French Kiss
“- Kate: Did you know that there are four hundred and fifty-two official government cheeses in this country? Don't you think that's incredible? To come up with four hundred and fifty-two ways of classifying what is basically a bacterial process?
- Luc Teyssier: You would prefer one cheese? One cheeseburger to put it on and one restaurant to eat...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Emperor's Club
“The worth of a life is not determined by a single failure or a solitary success.”
- From the movie: The Ice Storm
“The only big fight we've had in years is about whether to go back into couples therapy.”
- From the movie: Wild Wild West
“- Artemus Gordon: My auxiliary tool kit, I forgot all about it. It must have fallen out of my pocket.
- James West: Your pocket? Why wasn't it on some spring-loaded contraption that shoots out your ass?
- Artemus Gordon: That's the first place Loveless would have looked.” - From the movie: In & Out
- From the animation: The Road to El Dorado
- Tulio: Miguel, you're talking to a horse!
- Miguel: Yes, that's it Altivo. Find the pry bar!
- Tulio: Yes, "find the pry bar". He doesn't understand "pry bar"! He's a dumb horse, there's no way he could understand. - From the movie: Soapdish
- From the movie: Life as a House
- From the movie: French Kiss
“What do you think, the plane is going to crash and we are all on the ground in a thousand pieces dead? I promise you, if it happens, you won't feel a thing.”
- From the movie: Darling Companion
“- Joseph: This is - this is a difficult time for you; for both of us. And especially for a woman, there are physical changes that affect everything.
- Beth: Oh, tell me about being a woman.
- Joseph: I think that the anger you're feeling is not about me. It's hormonal.
- Beth: No. It's not menopause. It actually is about you.” - From the movie: The Conspirator
“- Edwin Stanton: When you first learned that our secretary of State has been butchered to within an inch of his life, and that they put a bullet in the back of our president's head, when this city was in chaos, do you not wish to see order restored and justice served, or were you just concerned with the rights of the assassins?
- Frederick Aiken...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Darling Companion
“- Carmen: When I realized Django was my spirit-mate, the animal world became so visible to me.
- Joseph: As opposed to the vegetable and mineral worlds?” - From the movie: Grand Canyon
“- Mack: We were planning to take my boy.
- Simon: How old is he?
- Mack: 15.
- Simon: 15? Probably won't wanna go with you now. Probably go with his friends and his chick now. You've missed that boat.” - From the movie: I Love You to Death
“When somebody shoot you in the head it make you think.”
- From the movie: A Midsummer Night's Dream
“The eye of man hath not heard, the ear of man hath not seen; man's hand is not able to taste, his tongue to conceive, nor his heart to report what my dream was.”
- From the movie: Wild Wild West
- From the animation: The Road to El Dorado
“I will give you the honor of a quick and painless death.”
- From the animation: The Road to El Dorado
“- Miguel: I am Miguel.
- Tulio: And I am Tulio.
- Miguel: And they call us Miguel and Tulio!” - From the movie: Grand Canyon
“Why is it that when someone's successful in one field, they think they know about everything?”
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