“- Knute Rockne: Coach, let us use the forward pass, I know it'll work.
- Notre Dame Coach Harper: I'm not so sure. We've never seen it in a game.
- Knute Rockne: Neither has the Army, what can we lose?”
Pat O'Brien - Knute Rockne
John Gallaudet - Notre Dame Coach Harper

“- Cotton McKnight: I'm being told that Average Joe's does not have enough players and will be forfeiting the championship match.
- Pepper Brooks: It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.”
Gary Cole - Cotton McKnight
Jason Bateman - Pepper Brooks

“Discovering the object of the game is the object of the game.”
Daniel Schorr - Daniel Schorr

“The game is tailored specifically to each participant. Think of it as a great vacation, except you don't go to it, it comes to you.”

James Rebhorn - Jim Feingold

- Sarah Hughes: Paul, it's only a game!
- Paul Ashworth: Don't say that! Please! That is the worst, most stupid thing anyone could say! 'Cause it quite clearly isn't "only a game". I mean, if it was do you honestly think I'd care this much?
Ruth Gemmell - Sarah Hughes
Colin Firth - Paul Ashworth