“We're gonna be french fries! Human french fries!”
Suze Lanier-Bramlett - Brenda Carter

“- Pantucci: They're catching up, we gotta slow 'em down!
- Hanover: The only way to slow 'em down is to feed 'em!
- Pantucci: Feed 'em? The only thing I got is a wet stick of gum and a breath mint!”

Kevin J. O'Connor - Joey Pantucci
Wes Studi - Hanover

“- George: Come to our house, we'll barbecue.
- Brie: Barbecue? Okay, let's live dangerously.
- George: Our food may not be great but it's not dangerous.”
Charles Grodin - George Newton
Patricia Heaton - Brie

“- Alan Tyler: He's afraid of tuna-fish sandwiches.
- Claire Tyler: Mercury levels in the tuna-fish sandwiches.”
Ed Begley Jr. - Alan Tyler
Mel Harris - Claire Tyler

“- Buddy: I heard Dwight tell the professor that there could be a poltergeist in the house and that we could all be in danger!
- Shorty: Aw, naw son! Not a poltergeist! What's a poltergeist?”
Christopher Masterson - Buddy
Marlon Wayans - Shorty