I had a dream once. I dreamed I would train the greatest hero there ever was. So great, the gods would hang a picture of him in the stars for everyone to see. And everyone would say: "That's Phil's boy". That's right... ah, but dreams are for rookies. A guy can only take so much disappointment.

Danny DeVito - Phil

“Our hopes and dreams dashed, like so many pieces of a broken machiney thing.”
Stephen J. Anderson - Bowler Hat Guy

“Life isn't some cartoon musical where you sing a little song and all your insipid dreams magically come true.”
Idris Elba - Chief Bogo

“You had a dream, you know? Great. When you were eight, it was adorable. When you were eighteen, it was inspiring. At twenty-eight, it's officially embarrassing. And I just want you to stop before we get to heartbreaking.”

Patti D'Arbanville - Becky's Mom

“A fine conscience I turned out to be!”

Cliff Edwards - Jiminy Cricket