“Charlie Harper-You guys are no fun, I'm gonna call a hooker.
Lyndsey Mackelroy-Charlie, there's two boys in the house!
Charlie Harper-Let them get their own hookers.
”
Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper
Courtney Thorne-Smith - Lyndsey Mackelroy

“Miriam 'Midge' Maisel-I am not a prostitute. I’m a comic.
Rose Weissman-Is there a difference?
Miriam 'Midge' Maisel-Yes, prostitutes get paid more.”
Rachel Brosnahan - Miriam 'Midge' Maisel
Marin Hinkle - Rose Weissman

“- Clifford Muckle - Boy in Bank: Mommy, doesn't that man have a funny nose?
- Mrs. Muckle - Mother in Bank: You mustn't make fun of the gentleman, Clifford. You'd like to have a nose like that full of nickels, wouldn't you?”

Bobby Larson - Clifford Muckle - Boy in Bank
Jan Duggan - Mrs. Muckle - Mother in Bank

“- Don Luis Quintero: My wife, senor.
- Diego: Your Excellency is a very fortunate man.
- Don Luis Quintero: I'm not so sure. She thinks pesos grow on mulberry trees.”

J. Edward Bromberg - Don Luis Quintero
Tyrone Power - Diego

“- Michael Shayne: What do I get paid off in?
- Larry Kincaid: Nice pictures of Washington and Lincoln with numbers on them - big numbers!”
Lloyd Nolan - Michael Shayne
Robert Emmett Keane - Larry Kincaid