“I want you to meet the finest yes-men in Lousiana and their lovely wives.”

Paul Newman - Gov. Earl K. Long

“- Colonel Allen Faulkner: Is your wife at home?
- R.S.M. Sandy Young: Yes sir, she'll be delighted to see you.
- Colonel Allen Faulkner: I don't think so. I think we'd better talk out here!”
Richard Burton - Colonel Allen Faulkner
Jack Watson - R.S.M. Sandy Young

“I met a wonderful man downstairs. He seemed to like me. He said I reminded him of his wife who's dead. But I assume he meant when she was alive.”
Elaine May - May

“To wives and sweethearts. May they never meet.”

Russell Crowe - Capt. Jack Aubrey

“I don't care about the money. I'm pulling back the curtain. I want to meet the wizard.”
Michael Douglas - Nicholas Van Orton