“Our parents can't be spies... they're not cool enough!”
Alexa PenaVega - Carmen Cortez

“- Slannen: I want to be a lawyer.
- Benny: I guess that would be in small claims court.”

Aidan McArdle - Slannen
Jimi Mistry - Benny

“- Jason: You don't look like a maid.
- Gabriela: I'm not, I'm the nanny. Do I look like a nanny?
- Jason: No.”
Stephen Dorff - Jason
Jennifer Lopez - Gabriela

“The only real challenge with this job is trying to look busy when there's nothing to do.”
Parker Posey - Margaret Burre

“- Frank Catton: You can fire no waitress based on appearance. Man that's just unconstitutional.
- Danny Ocean: If they were waitress.
- Linus Caldwell: Yeah, they're actually hired as 'models who serve' so that Bank can monitor their physical appearance.
- Rusty Ryan: It's a cruel, cruel practice.”
Bernie Mac - Frank Catton
George Clooney - Danny Ocean
Matt Damon - Linus Caldwell
Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan