“I've been kissed by a tunnel!”

Lynne Overman - Scoop McPhail

“Kissing is gross. You just mash your food holes together. It’s not for that.”
Ted Danson - Michael

“Most of the sex I've had in my life was not as personal as that kiss.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claire Colburn

- Jez: Did he try to "pleasure you with his tongue"?
- Georgie: Is it that obvious?
- Jez: It's kind of a compulsion with him. He has to exchange fluids with everyone he meets. That's why we never have pets.
Stuart Townsend - Jez
Kate Beckinsale - Georgie

“Her lips were warm, and my arm wasn't the only thing that was throbbing. Our hearts were, too. My plan was to kiss her with every lip on my face... then slowly move her to the next room, maneuver her next to the bed... marry her, and start the whoopee machine. My plan was working fine until... Agh! She stuck her finger in my bullet hole!”

Steve Martin - Rigby Reardon