“- Wet Lindsay: And what are you supposed to be, an obese leprechaun?
- Georgia Nicolson: Anyone can see I'm a stuffed olive.
- Wet Lindsay: Stuffed is right!”

Kimberley Nixon - Wet Lindsay
Georgia Groome - Georgia Nicolson

“- Alberta Russell: Lucy, it's interesting how you always wear black and deny yourself food.
- Lucy Trager: It's not that interesting, really.”
Kathleen Turner - Alberta Russell
Gwyneth Paltrow - Lucy Trager

“- Maura Ellis: We are on the way to a shelter to give people this party food.
- Brinda: Oh, is that why you're dressed like the homeless?”
Amy Poehler - Maura Ellis
Maya Rudolph - Brinda

“- Johnnie Aysgarth: Don't do that.
- Lina McLaidlaw Aysgarth: Why not?
- Johnnie Aysgarth: Because your ucipital mapilary is quite beautiful.”

Cary Grant - Johnnie Aysgarth
Joan Fontaine - Lina McLaidlaw Aysgarth

“- Ilsa Lund: That was the day the Germans marched into Paris.
- Rick Blaine: Not an easy day to forget. I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue.
- Ilsa Lund: Yes. I put that dress away. When the Germans march out, I'll wear it again.”

Ingrid Bergman - Ilsa Lund
Humphrey Bogart - Rick Blaine