“Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place.”
Billy Crystal - Mitch Robbins

“Oh. Where you going?... Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. You better keep your mouth shout. Oh... I think I love him.”

Madeline Kahn - Elizabeth

“Men need to believe that they're Marco Fucking Polo when it comes to sex.”
Dwight Ewell - Hooper X

“When a man gets a hard on, you know where the blood comes from, right? You know where the blood comes from, right? His head and his feet. So, A - he's stupid, and B - he can't run.”
Isaiah Washington - Savon Garrison

“Darling, why spend anymore time on that horse's ass when Mr. Tie-Me-Up-Tie-Me-Down is standing right over there?”
Sarah Parish - TJ