“The Heartbreak Kid” quotes(2007)
Plot – Fearing that this could be his last chance to find love, Eddie has made a serious mistake: he has proposed to the beautiful charming Lila after just one week of dating. So, despite his father's and his best friend's attempts to discourage the nuptial, Eddie and Lila are now husband and wife and ready to leave for their honeymoon in Mexico. However, during the honeymoon the girl shows her true impossible character and Eddie begins to regret his over hasty decision. Adding to the confusion of his already sad state is the arrival of Miranda, who turns out to be Eddie's true soul mate. How can he now conquer the woman of his dreams without his obnoxious wife noticing?
All actors – Ben Stiller, Malin Akerman, Michelle Monaghan, Jerry Stiller, Rob Corddry, Carlos Mencia, Scott Wilson, Polly Holliday, Danny McBride, Roy Jenkins, Stephanie Courtney, Amy Sloanshow all
“The Heartbreak Kid” Quotes 7 quotes
“Fuck me like a black guy, come on!”
“I ask you 5 questions in 5 seconds. If you're telling the truth, then you shouldn't have to think.”
“- Eddie: You're in debt? What kind of debt?
- Lila: You know, the kind where you owe a lot of money to people.”
“Happy wife, happy life!”
“I wouldn't change a darn thing because it made me who I am today.”