“Can we take a direct flight back to reality, or do we have to change planes in Denver?”
Tim Allen - Scott Calvin

“- Dr. Edward G. Armstrong: We all build islands of imagination. Represents escape. Half of my patients are sick because they're trying to escape reality.
- Judge Francis J. Quinncannon: And what's your answer?
- Dr. Edward G. Armstrong: I tell them fairytales. I build them islands of imagined security.”
Walter Huston - Dr. Edward G. Armstrong
Barry Fitzgerald - Judge Francis J. Quincannon

“- Kevin Dillon: It's the treasure, concealed in the slime of dragons.
- Maxwell Kane: It's a woman's purse, and it's covered with crap.”
Kieran Culkin - Kevin Dillon
Elden Henson - Maxwell Kane

“I realized that absolute reality could be so much more fun than fantasy.”
Lindsay Lohan - Lola

“You need to stop living in a fucking fantasy world.”
Elden Henson - Bart Bowland