The new slogan now is "Diamonds: Render her speechless". Why don't they just go ahead and say it? "Diamonds: That'll shut her up... for a minute".

Ron White - Ron White

“- Leila: You can wear shoes; they're practical.
- Robert: Oh yeah, but can you wear 53 pairs? It's like women with a $30,000 engagement ring.
- Leila: What's wrong with that?
- Robert: Oh, come on. You know if it doesn't have airlock brakes and a passenger side airbag, it's not worth thirty K.”
Lori Lively - Leila
Rafer Weigel - Robert

“Diamonds are a girl's best friend.”
Marilyn Monroe - Lorelei Lee

“Without knowledge of jewelery, my dear Gigi, a woman is lost.”
Isabel Jeans - Aunt Alicia

“- Counselor: I want her to have something that she would not be uncomfortable wearing. I don't want to give her a diamond so big she'd be afraid to wear it.
- Diamond Dealer: She is probably more courageous than you imagine.”
Michael Fassbender - Counselor
Bruno Ganz - Diamond Dealer