“God, watch this! God! Using an army of outside northern black beast agitators determined to overthrow the God-commanded and biblically inspired rule of the white race. It's an international Jewish conspiracy. May God bless us all.”
Alec Baldwin - Dr. Kennebrew Beauregard

“I think you should stick to basketball. You know why? You can't rap!”

Morris Chestnut - Tracey Reynolds

Basketball is like poetry in motion, cross the guy to the left, take him back to the right, he's fallin' back, then just J right in his face. Then you look at him and say "What?".
Ray Allen - Jesus Shuttlesworth

“A good basketball player can make up for a lot if he has hands as fast as a gunfighter.”
Nick Benedict - Press Maravich

“You see this circle? The size of this circle represents everything that I know about basketball. But the size of this ball represents everything about the game that has never been discovered.”

Nick Benedict - Press Maravich