“There's nothing wrong with spying as long as you suspect foul play.”
Robert De Niro - Jack Byrnes

“- Irene Adler: Why are you always so suspicious?
- Sherlock Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically?”
Rachel McAdams - Irene Adler
Robert Downey Jr. - Sherlock Holmes

“- Bart: You think the copssuspect me of killing Richie even though I was his best friend?
- Eric Binford: The cops are paid to suspect everyone but catch no one.”
Hennen Chambers - Bart
Dennis Christopher - Eric Binford

“- Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti: I've never seen wine that comes in a box before.
- Max Goldman: Pretty fancy huh? Look, it’s even got its own tap.”
Sophia Loren - Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti
Walter Matthau - Max Goldman

“- Rusty's German Girl: Those bells haven't rung in years.
- Rusty Griswold: What do they mean?
- Rusty's German Girl: They're going to hang someone!”
Claudia Neidig - Rusty's German Girl
Jason Lively - Rusty Griswold